i’m so much better than tony stark
if you wanna beat the best
you’d have to be noah on an ark
with joan jett on a throne
boy leave me alone
you’ll never beat me you see?
you should just stop, you should be at ease.
when i talk i’mma master
when i go fishing i use bate
you should love all my songs
if you don’t you must be hittin’ the bongs
like it’s been too long
man you must think i’m wrong!
pull an alarm ‘cause this place about to burn
it’s jay park all up in here
ya’ll better learn.
Asked by teacakesandroses
i was confused for a moment
then i remembered
just like that time i was septembered.
this is a song for ya’ll
to remind you that i’m taller than tall.
last night i met a confusing-noona
yeah, i know i shoulda’ told you soona
we took a ride on a scoona.
on the plindec she asked me
“jay park are you into tech?”
i thought she said techno so i pulled out a redspeaker and said “hell no!”
i was like “ayoready?”
she was like
“damn, you’re just a stupid-lyre, jay.”
said somethin’ about a funeral pyre
that’s when i knew i had to leave our taebles
but i knew i wasn’t ables.
i thought to myself “man, i need a distraction!”
so i called annabellemee and set our plan into action.
pretty soon i was dreaming-in-heidelberg
forget whatever words you heard.
then brogigayo poked my eye in, oh!
i ran away to flaxtonstreet
that’s where me and thereal-parksora always meet
if you can’t take me, stay outta the heat
also, moomoogirl1 has really nice feet.
call it if you wanna whine, i’m done.
hark! in the distance
is that tree bark?
it’s jay park
comin’ at you after dark.
he forgot last night was a thing
if you forgive me i’ll buy ya’ll a shiny ring
maybe i’ll give you all the bling.
you know you want to
so c’mon, you know this is brand new
above all else i love you
you know i’m true!
come back, baby boo…
it’s after dark for jay park
gotta get up early and watch the snarks
that show is so rad
so rad it could never be bad
anyway a lot of fun was had
but now i gotta say it
and i can’t delay
it’s somethin’ that has to just come out and play